Okay, so this fella has obviously been playing Lollipop Chainsaw for sixteen hours straight, and it's affected his brain...and the cat doesn't have a clue as to where the litterbox is, so he leaves a little message on the carpet.
pfft! that cat.. my cat will lick himself in the WEIRDEST places. Like once a few days ago, he walked into the living room, meowed, then plopped down in front of the Christmas tree and started lickin' himself.